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Squirrels in the Church.

A Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation.
After much prayer and consideration, :praying: they concluded the squirrels were predestined to be there
and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will. :naughty naughty:

At the Baptist church the squirrels had taken an interest in the baptistery.
The deacons met and decided to put a water-slide on the baptistery and let the squirrels drown themselves.
But the squirrels liked the slide :scatter: and knew instinctively how to swim so twice as many squirrels showed up the following week. :doh:

The Methodist church decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God's creatures. :angel:
So they humanely trapped their squirrels and set them free - near the Baptist Church. :whistle:
The squirrels were back two weeks later when the Baptists took down the water-slide. :tired:

The Catholic church came up with a very creative strategy! :scratchchin:
They baptized all the squirrels and made them members of the church. :hugegrin: They only see them at Christmas and Easter. :whistle:

Not much, however, was heard from the Jewish synagogue. They took the first squirrel and circumcised him. 8O They haven’t seen a squirrel since. :rof laughing:

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